Is there anything wrong with getting a receipt at a tollbooth?
I'm going upstairs.
This stack should be bigger.
Where's the TV Guide?
What TV Guide?
I'm missing TV Guide ... Volume 41, number 31.
Elaine took it to read on the subway.
Elaine took it? -I didn't know she took it.
Well, it's two weeks old.
How could you let her take the TV Guide?!
He collects them.
You collect TV Guide?
The nerve of that woman.
Walking into my house, stealing my collectibles!
[screaming] Oh my God! [she enters holding a small packet] This was in our bed.
[taking the packet] What is this? [accusingly to George] A prophylactic wrapper?!
What is this doing on my bed?!
I don't know, uh...
I'll see you later. [leaves with unseemly haste]
You were having sex on our bed?!
Yes!
Who told you you could have sex in our bed?
[pleading] Well, my bed is too small.
Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into, into Bourbon Street!
Where am I going to sleep?
What are you talking about?
I can't sleep in there!
Of course you can.
I can't! [screams] I can't!
That's it! You're grounded!
[incredulously] You can't ground me, I'm a grown man.
You wanna live here? You respect the rules of our house. YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!
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