[George is out to dinner with his parents after moving back in with them]
Maybe you should take a civil service test.
I’m not taking a civil service test.
Look at this, George. [Pulls a coin out of his pocket] Have you ever seen a silver dollar?
Yes, I’ve seen a silver dollar.
Why don’t you want to take a civil service test?
To do what? Work in the post office? Is that what you want me to do?
Can you believe when I was eighteen, I had a ssssilver dollar collection?
You get job security; you get a paycheck every week..
I’m a college graduate, you want me to be a mailman?
You know, I could never bring myself to spend one of these. I had some kind of uhhhhh, phobia.
So what are you gonna do?
I don’t know. I do know that I have some kind of a talent, something to offer. I just don’t know what it is yet.
I bet that collection would be worth a lot of money today. [Does a slight of hand trick and George looks annoyed]
[On the verge of tears] Oh my god..
I don’t like this waiter. [Holds his hand up and snaps his fingers trying to get the waiters attention] Look at him. He sees us. Doesn’t wanna come over.
I need some air.. [Gets up from the table and starts walking away]
George, where are you going?
[Looks back] I got a lot of thinking to do.
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