[to Ted] Hey, sweat-stain, how's it going your girlfriend now that you guys are roomies?
Oh, we're having sex like all the time.
[Everyone at the table gags]
Why do people react like that when they picture me having sex?
You try it!
[thinks, makes a horrified face] OH GOD!
Not a pretty sight, is it?
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