Tonight, I'm gonna make her a nice dinner, then I'm gonna put the ring in her champagne glass.
You might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.
Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do?
Okay, first you gotta get, like, 50 candles, right?
Mm-hmm?
You spread 'em all over the room with some rose petals....
That's right, because the roses are beautiful, and they make the room smell amazing.
Like a meadow in springtime.
Mmm.
[Carla comes in]
What are you guys talking about?
Nothing; guy talk!
Yeah, bitches and hoes.
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