Turk, Dr. Kelso and others in “Unfinished Business”

Turk

Sir, what happened to Bunny? We gotta know.

Dr. Kelso

Well, actually, the music came before Bunny. I learned to play the guitar growing up as a young rapscallion in Mississippi, but things didn't really take off until I moved to Memphis. Then, I met the Colonel, and the hits just kept on comin'! Unfortunately, it went to my head. I gained a lot of weight, wore a white jumpsuit, and ate tranquilizers like they were trail mix.

Elliot

Sir...

Dr. Kelso

Then in 1977 I died on the toilet... or did I?

Turk

You never played the guitar, did you?

Dr. Kelso

Son, that crap is for hippies! Now for God's sake get back to work! [Once Elliot and Turk have left, in an Elvis Presley-like voice] Thank ya, thank ya very much.