So before I say what I have to say, how hot is your coffee?
Well, it is coffee, so... hot.
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S1 E5Exposed
WBWill Belmont
This is my worst nightmare.
Mine's the one where you realize all your teeth are loose, but yeah, having your junior high sex moves, like, all going viral is way worse.
S1 E6Betrayed
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.
Nice resting-creep-face.
Back atcha.
See, the problem with being a nice guy is that screw ups look so much worse on you because you're decent.
S1 E7In The Trenches
On a scale of one to ten, exactly how mad are you at me?
Eleventy.
This place is big. We should split up finding Will.
Said no one who survived a horror movie ever.
[thinking it's Will] Hey!
GGhostface
[using Will's voice] Hey, where are you?
I just got here. I brought, um, really expensive candy for the full on theatrical experience.
GGhostface
[using Will's voice] Change of plans. Come and find me.
Will, this isn't funny! Will? What did we have to eat on our second date?
GGhostface
[using Will's Voice] You know, I can't recall. [switches back to Ghostface's voice] But this is going to be a date to remember.
No!
GGhostface
YES! Game still on, and we're in the bonus round!
I played by your rules. I did everything that you wanted. Where is he!?
GGhostface
I wanted you to have a little pride... instead you forgave his life, just like Daisy did all those years ago. I don't forgive so easily.
What did you do to him?
GGhostface
It's what you're gonna do, that's the real bitch. I suggest you run!
S1 E8Ghosts
I, uh, know that I said I would respect your privacy, but can I offer you some advice from someone whose dad is never coming back? Second chances are rare. Don't waste them.
Noah, you have to stop doing that.
Well, I would walk backwards, but there's lots of broken glass.
[finding the killer's hiding place] Holy Dexter's air conditioner!
S1 E9The Dance
Could we just go back to the part where your mom, who wears cardigans and drives an SUV, had a baby with Brandon James?
Look, Audrey, I know you want the truth. So let's find it.
Let's just prove it beyond a doubt.
Bi-curious and the Virgin are on it.
She's having an after party.
Thank God, because this drink is undrinkable.
S1 E10Revelations
[Piper Shaw has just unmasked herself as the killer]
Hey, sis. Surprise!
[shocked] Piper?!
Ah, seriously, I wish you could see your face right now. Hashtag mindblown!
You can't be...
I can!
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