Piper Shaw quotes from Scream

Piper Shaw

See, the problem with being a nice guy is that screw ups look so much worse on you because you're decent.

Piper Shaw

I, uh, know that I said I would respect your privacy, but can I offer you some advice from someone whose dad is never coming back? Second chances are rare. Don't waste them.

Piper Shaw

Hey, sis. Surprise!

Emma Duval

[shocked] Piper?!

Piper Shaw

Ah, seriously, I wish you could see your face right now. Hashtag mindblown!

Emma Duval

You can't be...

Piper Shaw

I can!

Emma Duval

Okay, I get it. You hate us! But why did you kill my friends? They had nothing to do with this!

Piper Shaw

To watch you suffer, Emma. Although, they did help a lot after all. What did your BFFs do? They filmed your first time. I mean, the day your video accidentally went viral and I was right there to see it happen... Priceless.

Piper Shaw

So I'm gonna stumble out of the blood bath and I'm gonna broadcast to the world that the Lakewood Slasher is dead!

Emma Duval

You're right. She will be-- [Piper slashes Emma's stomach]

NO!!!

Piper Shaw

Ugh, you're SO predictable!