Brooke Maddox quotes from Scream

Jake Fitzgerald

Who could resist a murder selfie?

Noah Foster

Which is what the killer is counting on.

Alright Will Graham, what is this killer's design?

Noah Foster

Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say you're the killer, OK, you sneak into Nina's house, skulk around, scare her and then you kill her. Boom. But then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? You just stand watching the blood spread out in the water, thinking crazy guy stuff.

Brooke Maddox

Creepy monologue alert.

Riley Marra

So maybe it's no good if he's the only one watching.

Noah Foster

Exactly, yeah, uh, it's the age of Instragram, YouTube and Tumblr. I mean we need to share the things we do or it's like it never happened. [Riley gets a text on her phone and takes her phone out to read it]

Riley, phones off.

Riley Marra

Sorry Mr. B. But my friend from St Mary's texted, a girl who goes there died! [everyone is shocked, especially Audrey, who immediately checks her phone]

Brooke Maddox

No way! Who was it?

Jake Fitzgerald

How'd it happen?

Riley Marra

It doesn't say.

I'm sorry to hear that. But why do we get back to...

Audrey Jensen

[while gets up from her seat] I've, uh... [starts to run out of the room and leaves] got to go to the bathroom!

Actually, we could all use a minute.

Jake Fitzgerald

Christian Grey's Red Room of Pain awaits you!

Brooke Maddox

Ew. That would literally be like doing my brother.

Jake Fitzgerald

Ah, so Game of Thrones? I'm cool with that!

Riley Marra

Still haven't heard from Noah. Everything was going great on the football field, then he raced off like the McRib was back.

Brooke Maddox

He's clearly afraid to make a move, and you're too gorg' for these romantic Special Olympics.

Riley Marra

Don't be mean.

Brooke Maddox

Not mean. Brutally honest. It's a different shade of mean.

Brooke Maddox

So before I say what I have to say, how hot is your coffee?

Emma Duval

Well, it is coffee, so... hot.

Jake Fitzgerald

On a scale of one to ten, exactly how mad are you at me?

Brooke Maddox

Eleventy.