How long until we ditch this weasel?
What you don't like pets?
I wasn't talking about the ferret.
How long are you gonna punish me for sleeping through our date?
What's your life span?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Lying billionaire says what?
RERichard Elia
Huh?
Close enough.
Why's the kid in a monkey suit?
Picture day. So cute, he wanted to pick the outfit himself.
You don't see what's goin' on there?
No.
Hey, Ralphie boy, could you do Uncle Toby a favor and take off that jacket, you don't wanna get grease on it.
You better roll up those sleeves too, buddy, just to be safe.
Paige realizes that Ralph is dressed exactly like Walter.
Congratulations. You're raising Walter.
Oh God.
Hi Walter. It's me again. Can you call me back please? I promise my call will be efficient.
Birdroni lives!
PPolice Officer
Do you know what this badge means?
That you got D's in high school?
I'm like mold, sporing on aged cheese: At first it's gross, but it grows on you. And eventually you realize how precious it is, what a rare and wonderful fungus you have. You better hope by then, the fungus hasn't moved on.
Multiple phones suddenly start ringing.
That would be NASA, NORAD, the UN, and NATO, all wanting to know about the unplanned missile launch.
Let the machine get it.
The unmanned X-24G spacecraft!
DADirector Adriana Molina
Whoa, that's a top-secret spy shuttle! How do you even know about that?
That jet's the worst kept secret in the Air Force. Multiple blogs follow it.
How long would it take you to make an EMP device?
Fast enough. I just need to get my hands on some microwave ovens.
...
DADirector Adriana Molina
Microwave ovens?
Well, how would you build an EMP?
When I'm not at a hundred percent, it frightens me.
Oh, that's a wrinkle.
[listening on comms] What did he say?
"That's a wrinkle"?
What's a wrinkle?
Walter's parachute lands on the ground next to Cabe, Happy, and Toby.
Oh, that's a wrinkle.
Not good.
Men don't talk about their medals.
Cabe, I don't see any parachutes! You knew we were gonna jump and you didn't tell me?
Well, if I did you wouldn't have come.
...
Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
All the time!
Then you should be used to it.
There's a good chance Zoric is gonna be armed; you ready for this?
No.
Alright, then I'll go first.
Guys, remember, Ernesto might by deaf, but Zoric is not. You need to be completely silent, or else he'll know someone's in there with him.
Good point, Professor Obvious. Walter, also remember: We're in Cuba, and the Earth is round.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Scorpion pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.