Do you have your ID?
RBRebecca Burns
I'm sure they deactivated it.
[pause]
Oh that's right, you just met us.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Happy is trying to talk her way past the marina gate in order to inspect a blown-up boat.
Agent Gallo, Homeland Security.
MGMarina Guard
What kind of name is Cabe?
[pause]
It's 'Cah-beh.' My mother's Korean.
MGMarina Guard
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean anything by it.
No one ever does.
[on comms] This is perfect. Now he's feeling guilty and self-conscious. Drop a little civics lesson.
I'm here to do the DHS inspection.
MGMarina Guard
Inspectors were already here.
Local PD was, not us. A congressman died. Homeland's involved.
This is perfect, now he's feeling stupid. You've got him right where you want him, now make him insecure.
I have work to do, so should I call your supervisor or mine?
And shoulders will be slouching in 3... 2... 1.
Guard's shoulders drop; he sighs and opens the gate.
This is like fish in a barrel.
Good talk.
I thought you guys were geniuses. Someone say something smart.
Hi, Megan, I'm Paige. They were just playing a spirited game of--
Move Sylvester's Stuff Around.
Yeah, so they're a little out of it. [pause] Guys, this is when you introdu--
Yes, OK. Hello, Megan. Nice to meet you. Walter's told me so much about you.
No, he hasn't.
No, he hasn't.
Hey. Dr. Tobias M. Curtis. It's a pleasure.
Hey. I'm Happy.
And I'm dying, but you don't see me telling everyone.
Yes! Inappropriate self-deprecating humor to put others at ease. I like your approach.
I like your hat.
Why do you do that? As soon as you become human, you switch to wise ass.
Textbook defense mechanism to hide how I feel. Especially around you. You're so smart, and capable, and fun. And that personality happens to be wrapped in a nice little package. So I say stupid things to hide feelings that you already know that I have. And we got no food, water, or any idea where we are, so if we're gonna die, I might as well say some stuff. So there.
You done?
Do you see that? You are doing exactly what you said I do. When things get real, I make wise cracks; you put on your armor.
What are you afraid of, Sylvester?
Everything.
CJCapt. Javier Barrios
Who are you?
LJLt. James Corbin
Lieutenant Jim Corbin, U.S. Navy Seals. I'm bringing you home.
I'm the tech guy. I'm helping.
[whispers] So, um, I just wanted to ask you something.
[normal voice] Oh, I've seen these guys build a parabolic mic out of an umbrella. If they're gonna listen, they're gonna listen.
Sylvester?
Yep?
Any reason you won't make eye contact with me?
Yes. I'm uncomfortable because we eavesdropped.
Way to stay strong, Sly.
It was Toby's idea.
You guys fold like a card table.
STAgent Simone Taylor
Gallo. You look the same as you did seven years ago. Not a compliment.
Nothing worse than getting an insult from a lady. Thank God it's coming from you.
That's nice. Witty banter. It's my favorite kind of banter.
Is there a reason you had a fake-blood bag and a retractable knife just lying around?
I had to teach an old boyfriend a lesson.
Happy is setting up dominoes.
Touch it and you will have a blue Christmas.
I helped, too!
Walter designed it. Sylvester calculated it. I built it. What was your job?
Moral support.
Toby, a few weeks ago I was in a hospital getting shrapnel taken out of my chest, and I still did more work for this project than you did.
Grinch.
Have faith that the science will work.
Faster, Grandpa!
I'm right on his bumper!
I should have driven.
Hey, I have seen you drive. We can't save Owen if we're both dead.
EAgent Eckherd
How did you find the dark site where it was posted? And do not tell me that you just found it!
[barely audible] Walter showed it to me.
EAgent Eckherd
Walter. Walter O'Brien.
And he taught me decryption. I didn't know it was bad.
Toby is trying to help a man who has been stabbed.
Happy, I gotta cross a line here. Do you have a tampon?
Excuse me?!
It'll absorb the blood, expand, increase the pressure, and stop the bleeding.
Toolbox, bottom compartment.
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