RRung
Anyway, give me a jingle and we'll plan a magical night on the town. (glances at his watch) Oh yeah, the life of the seventh largest regional ladder manufacturer never stops. Sorry, but I gotta rung.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Are you trying to set me up with - him? What about Fred?
BMr. Blake
You're just friends, right?
Well, yeah - but we're really good friends. And I don't know, it feels like cheating. On a friend.
BMrs. Blake
Darling, think of it like trying a new cut of meat. Why have ground beef, when you can have a nice prime rib?
But I don't even like meat! I like vegetables. Like Fred.
What's going on here - (notices George Avocados) Avocados.
That's Avocados.
(flirtatiously) You know, Shag, I have plenty of food back at my place.
Um, like, thanks Velma, but Scooby Doo has had his tongue tattooed with a map of every single pizza joint in town. As you can see, we got it covered.
Yeah, in drool.
And so you're saying this ghost truck disappeared like a, uh... ghost truck.
Yep, that's pretty much it.
Well, looks like you kids might have stumbled onto a new tourist attraction.
Tourist attraction? Like, man, it nearly dumped us in the cove!
Besides, we're not even sure it was a ghost!
I'm sorry, but didn't you say there was no driver? That's textbook ghost truck, case closed!
I knew it! Anyone with hair that perfect has to be guilty of something.
(caught in Fred's trap) Screaming pandas, what is the meaning of this?
FFred
Dad, we think George Avocados is the ghost trucker, and he's trying to sabotage your reelection!
That's completely absurd. Why would a ghost drive a truck when everyone knows they can fly? Especially an eighteen wheeler, those require a Class Six license.
Nice going, Raggy. (laughs) Good job.
(arrives) Pickled porcupines. What's going on here, Fred? I was in my office working late, when suddenly it sounds like some demonic force is tearing apart city hall. Tell me it's true.
FFred
It's even better, dad. We caught the Ghost Trucker. And he's none other than...
GTThe Ghost Trucker
Let me out of here! Aaah! (crawls from out of the Ghost Truck and falls to the ground) Uhh!
EEveryone
Rung Ladderton?
RRung
Ooh, ahh, shock. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... peers.
Of course. It all makes sense. Rung was using the Ghost Truck to smuggle doorknobs out of Crystal Cove, so he could find Theodore Avocados' missing diamond.
FFred
Avocados disguised the diamond as a doorknob. That's why it was never found.
RRung
You are correct, my little ascot-wearing friend, but that idiot Avocados didn't say in his journal which crystal knob was really the diamond. So, I had to steal 'em all. And what better way than with a Ghost Truck to smuggle them all out of town?
We should have known. The other guy who bought the tires was G. Nurno Treddal, a name far too ridiculous to be real, because it's Rung Ladderton spelled backwards!
FFred
But Rung, you're rich. You've got everything: ladders, ascots. Why did you need a diamond?
RRung
I inherited a ladder company. We make the one product in the world that no one ever replaces. Ladders don't wear out like TVs or personal trainers over 40. (Sheriff Stone handcuffs Rung) No, no. They're built to last, which means no sales. The company's broke.
I don't think you'll be needing this anymore. (removes Rung's orange ascot)
(Sheriff Stone takes Rung into custody)
FFred
Thanks, Daph.
No worries. I'm always here for you, Fred. (removes the purple ascot and puts the orange one to Fred) Seriously, right here.
I gotta hand it to you, Fred. Your traps actually came in handy this time.
FFred
Gee, dad. Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life?
(laughs) Oh Fred. No.
DDylan
Here, I brought some water.
BBrenda
Ew, I don't want any of that fatty fat water! I want Trickells' Trickquid!
DDylan
Trickell's Trickquid is water.
BBrenda
Um, no, it's one hundred percent diet moisture.
Ugh, not that place! That guy's a total freak!
No, he's, like, totally cool! Just don't mention his nose.
Hey there, Cappy! What happened to the old sniffer? (Shaggy groans)
SSSkipper Shelton
What happened? I'll tell it for you! It was a clam that took it, fierce and mighty was he, and reduced me to wearing facial underwear he did! But I'll find him, and I won't stop shucking till I do. Understand?
Yes sir, Captain Admiral, sir!
You know, we're still close to the water. All kinds of fish in there.
FFred
(watching the volleyball game) Yep, they're so beautiful!
The girls?
FFred
No, the nets!
The nets?
FFred
I wonder what their tensile strength is? They're nylon, absolutely perfect for traps!
FFred
We can't let that thing get away!
Sure we can, Fred! All we have to do is stand right here!
Yeah, stand right here!
Wow, who are you trying to impress?
What, this old thing? I've had it forever. I just want to do a good job. Would you rub oil on my back? Fred likes shiny things, and I'm tired of him staring at nets.
FFred
There's a book over here. Daphne read a book once. And that chair, Daphne liked to sit in chairs. And that card catalogue over there -
Not helping, Fred.
FFred
I know. What's wrong with me?
Hey, Daphne? Let me ask you something. If you liked a boy -
Who told you? Was it one of my sisters? [ Daphne mad at Velma] Dawn! Ha! She thinks she's so perfect. Well, what no one knows is, she has a sixth toe on her -
Um, what are you talking about?
I - clearly, not what you were talking about...
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