“Hi, where are you?” – Alexis, Schitt's Creek ... TV Quotes Database

Hi, where are you?

I'm on my way! We've just encountered a bit of a roadblock, a hold-up, a minor issue.

Okay, you literally had one job to do.

Jocelyn is in labor!

Oh my god!

I know it's no one's fault. I'm with her now, we're in the car.

Okay, so what am I supposed to do, here?

Well, has the press arrived yet?

Yes! Everybody has arrived. Everybody is here, just waiting.

Oh! Don't start without me you little frippit. You don't have the media training.

Okay, can you just like, please try to hurry up? Because the last thing we wanna do is stand up a room full of singles.

Oh look, Jocelyn's pulling up to the hospital right now.

Wait, Jocelyn's driving?!

Yes, Alexis! She insisted! My nerves are fried!

[screams in pain]

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