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Schitt's Creek · Season 1, Episode 15

Johnny, David and others in “Unfinished Business”

David can cook.

I can't cook.

You got that Teppanyaki table for your bar mitzvah.

That was thrown out after Alexis left her extensions on it and everything smelled like burnt hair.

I thought it was an actual table, David.

There was a plug coming out of the side of it!

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