Scarecrow and Mrs. King · Season 3, Episode 2
“We're Off to See the Wizard” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Amanda (3), Dotty (2), Lee Stetson (1), Francine Desmond (1)
Hello Mother, language tape, Russian, I always wanted to learn a second language.
Well that’s wonderful.
Yeah.
Why Russian?
Oh caviar...
What did you just say?
The pregnant sow has lost her piglets.
Ah well that’s very interesting... where are you going to use that?
On a farm... a Russian farm.
What are you doing out here?
Oh I’m just out here practicing my Russian Mother, you know the warthog wants more Caviar... it’s a very important phrase though no one understands why.
That’s probably the reason why our two countries don’t get along.
Oh. Alright. Okay. So that’s fine. Here’s what we’ll do. You give us your black book, we’ll divide it up and just start dialing.
Right.
Books.
Books?
I have four of them.
I should have known.
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