Amanda quotes from Scarecrow and Mrs. King

Amanda

TP he’s a drug dealer and you're working for him.

I know it sounds bad.

Amanda

It sounds terribleǃ

Lee

You need me, your place or mine?

Amanda

Neither.

Lee

Well wait a minute, I’ve got a very important meeting.

Amanda

What ever happened to your place or mine?

Lee

Someone once said that a good relationship is like a bottle of wine, the older it gets the better it is.

Amanda

Well that’s very wise who said that?

Lee

Me.

Amanda

Your turning into a pretty efficient team you two. I’m glad I thought of putting you together.

Lee

Well that’s why they pay you the big bucks.

Lee

Well I don’t want to stay calm, because the man is totally screwing up our wedding plans.

Amanda

Your right there’s absolutely no reason to stay calm.

Dotty

Jamie didn’t finish his lunch again today.

Amanda

Really? Gee I wonder if he’s alright, you think I should take him to Doctor Watkins for a check-up.

Dotty

I have a hunch that Doctor Watkins cannot cure what’s ailing him. I think its Lee Stetson.

Amanda

Mother they get on really well.

Dotty

Hmm… well Phillip adores him but I don’t know about Jamie, do you remember Mrs Truesdale’s youngest son? How he reacted when she fell in love?

Amanda

Yeah, he was pretty jealous.

Dotty

Uh-huh I rest my case.

Lee

Well I’ll tell you what I would like.

Amanda

What?

We’re all ears, Scarecrow.

Lee

Ahh… help.

Amanda

Hello stranger.

Lee

That’s too close to the truth to be funny.

Lee

Well you know what they say, everything comes out in the wash

Amanda

Oh speaking of the wash, something of yours came out in ours.

Lee

Oh no… not another sock. (she holds up a pair of underwear) I’d recognize them anywhere.

Lee

Look I’m sure there are a lot of things about me that bug you.

Amanda

No, well maybe something that comes to mind is that little noise when your drying your hair.

Lee

Well that little noise is singing.

Amanda

It’s very good.

Lee

What are you doing?

Amanda

Writing you a note.

Lee

Amanda, I know writing that list was a very stupid thing to do. Everyone does silly little things that bother the other person.

Amanda

Do you have flowers behind you back?

Lee

No (he produces a list)

Amanda

More complaints?

Lee

No, it’s a list of all the things I love about you.

Amanda

Oh? It had better be a long list.