Samurai Jack quotes

Viking

Come.

That voice beckons me further in. Surely, he takes me for a fool to follow deeper into his traps. [the floor and spike-covered ceiling begin to converge] A fool I be!

Viking

After all these years, my freedom has arrived! ACCURSED MONSTER, YOUR SPELL IS BROKEN!!! [roars as he is reverted back to his human form: a muscular Viking warrior] I AM FREE!!! At last, my flesh is restored! The curse... [starts to age rapidly] is lifted! [drops his sword and falls to the ground]

Warrior! I...I...

Don't worry, my friend. Please, hand me my sword. [Jack gives the old Viking warrior his sword] Thank you... [dies as Valkyries ascended down from the sky and take him to Valhalla]

[tries passing through the Scotsman] Um... excuse me.

The Scotsman

What do ya expect me to do?

Just stand aside.

Scotsman

And risk fallin' over the side for a perfect stranger? Awa' an bile yer heid! You stand aside!

[pause] My destination lies at the opposite end of the bridge.

Scotsman

And you'll get there after you back up and I reach that end o' the bridge first! [Jack turns his head back to his end]

That would waste too much time, and time is what I don't have.

Scotsman

Sooo, ye think yer better than me cos yer in a hurry! Well, I'm in a hurry too! But, no, ya didn't think o' that, did ya? That I might be an equal! Nooo, ya just consider yerself superior right off! Yer rude.

You mistake my comment, sir.

Scotsman

Do I? Ye think I'm dumb, too?

No, I... Look, we are both in a hurry, so I shall hang from these planks and you may walk right over.

Scotsman

So ya get to peek up me kilt?

That is not what I am suggesting.

Scotsman

So ya say, ya plookie-face hing oot.

What did you call me?

[shackled to the Scotsman] The arrow relies on the bow, and the bow relies on the arrow, but they are not tied together.

Scotsman

That would be pointless now, wouldn't it?

Scotsman

[shows his large sword] What do ya think o' that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clipe-Dreep-Bauchle Gether-Upping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril Jessie, Oaf-looking, Stauner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie, Callie-Breek Tattie?

I fear no man.

Scotsman

Ooohhh. That's some tough talk comin' from a guy who wears a basket on his head.

Scotsman

By the look on your face I can tell ya like the pipes, wee laddie.

We are in no condition to fight these odds.

Scotsman

Especially not with a pajama wearin' daisy strapped to me wrist.

Scotsman

Are ye ready to give up yet?

I am not defeated, and I will hold my ground.

Scotsman

Hold your ground? Ye can barely stand, let alone hold your sword.

Then come get me.

Scotsman

Wha-? I... [struggles with his sword and gives up] Seeing as I'm a sportsman, I'll give ye a moment to recuperate.

Boss

Boys, meet Jackie the Blade. With all the cool accoutrements, see?

Yeah, great. How come he gets the cool name?

Boss

Ah, so now Mr. Goody-two-sandals feels like talkin', eh?

Boss

Come on out, Jackie.

Aku

Jackie?

Actually, it's Jack.

Aku

Who dares to summon... Oh, it is YOU.

Aku

Tales of the Samurai's heroics have spread through the world like a virus. But I will cure the world of this plague of hope.

Aku

Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with an adorable red cape and GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!