Well, what movie did you see?
"Blood Monkeys: Chimpley Strikes Back."
[gasps] That's rated R!
So?
RRandy
[angrily] That movie messed me up, man!
“#Twinfection” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Sam Puckett (4), Cat Valentine (3)
Well, I am really smart.
[spits out her drink and laughs] Say that again!
I said, "I am really smart".
[spits out her drink and laughs again]
MMelanie
Now, why did I have to come here?
'Cause I need to mess with my roommate's head.
MMelanie
Okay...so I'm supposed to be you. [points at Sam]
No! You're gonna be evil, insane, wild, and dangerous.
MMelanie
So...you.
Me...times a hundred.
MMelanie
Wait, you mean the "twinfection" thing?
Uh-huh.
MMelanie
Oh, Sam, you know no one's dumb enough to fall for that.
[laughs] Let me tell you a little about my roommate. [smiles]
I tricked Cat, I tricked Cat, I'm so cool 'cause I tricked Cat! [Myron and Byron jump up and start dancing] I tricked Cat with my twin sister!
What are-
Her name is Melanie and she's dancing too!
What are they doing here?
I don't know!
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