Melanie
Now, why did I have to come here?
Sam
'Cause I need to mess with my roommate's head.
Melanie
Okay...so I'm supposed to be you. [points at Sam]
Sam
No! You're gonna be evil, insane, wild, and dangerous.
Melanie
So...you.
Sam
Me...times a hundred.
Melanie
Wait, you mean the "twinfection" thing?
Sam
Uh-huh.
Melanie
Oh, Sam, you know no one's dumb enough to fall for that.
Sam
[laughs] Let me tell you a little about my roommate. [smiles]
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