Sabrina and Salem in “Cat Showdown”

[filling out a form for the Boston Cat Show] Okay, name... "Salem Spellman"...

May I remind you, I’m your cat, not your pet? I have my own last name.

You do?

It’s Saberhagen, Salem Saberhagen.

And what breed are you?

American Shorthair... and darned proud of it. Write that down, the judges will eat that up.

That’s all we need! [frowns] Except for the five dollar application fee...

Don’t look at me, I’m maxed out!