I just don’t get why they’re making us read 1984 when Orwell got so much wrong...
“Cat Showdown” · Season 1
In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (3), Salem Saberhagen the cat (1)
[filling out a form for the Boston Cat Show] Okay, name... "Salem Spellman"...
May I remind you, I’m your cat, not your pet? I have my own last name.
You do?
It’s Saberhagen, Salem Saberhagen.
And what breed are you?
American Shorthair... and darned proud of it. Write that down, the judges will eat that up.
That’s all we need! [frowns] Except for the five dollar application fee...
Don’t look at me, I’m maxed out!
GGordon
What can you tell me about Salem’s temperament?
Well he’s very friendly, very focused and... [covers Salem’s ears] ...just a little power mad.
GGordon
Sounds like he’s all cat.
Right, and he’s got a real head for numbers; May I demonstrate? [places a board numbered from 0 to 9 on the desk] Ask him a simple multiplication question.
GGordon
[taken back] Okay... Salem, uh... What’s seven times five? [Salem places his paw first on the three and then on the five] Amazing! [beat] Although, we do judge purely on appearance...
Isn’t that life?
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