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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Hilda and Sabrina in “Trial By Fury”

Hilda

What’s going on? I heard an explosion! [notices Sabrina] Oh, you're just making soup.

Sabrina

No, I’m stirring up a little revenge for Mr. Rothwell.

Hilda

What happened?

Sabrina

It was so humiliating. He made me take the test in front of the whole class.

Hilda

Like some sort of zoo monkey?

Sabrina

Yeah. [imitates monkey] Co-Co hate teacher-man! [normally] Anyway, I know I flunked. So, I’m giving him an expanding butt until I can find the perfect revenge spell.

Hilda

Well, you know nothing says "Pay-back" like [points to page in Magic Book] "Just Desserts"

Sabrina

[reading outloud] "The spell that guarantees he’ll get what’s coming to him"!

Hilda

But, it’s only to be used as a last resort. You might want to try and deal with him the mortal way, first.

Sabrina

You mean TP his house?

Hilda

No. Talk to him.

Sabrina

I don’t want to. You talk to him.

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