Harvey and Sabrina in “A Halloween Story”

My parents are making me have an Halloween party.

Bummer. Next thing you know, they’ll make you go on a ski trip.

No, see, my Dad always buys in bulk at these discount clubs, and we got a lot of snack food that expires in November.

Oh, so that’s why it says "all food must be eaten by midnight"...

I’m thinking about going as James Dean.

I love James Dean!

Yeah, and all I need is a white T-shirt, some jeans and somethin’ to lean on... Anyway, I was hoping you could come early and help me set stuff up?

[disappointed] Oh, I can’t, I’ve got a family thing. My aunts take Halloween very seriously. I know it’s weird...

No, no, my mom’s that way about Flag Day.