Sabrina
Salem, you're back. How was jail?
Salem
Not bad, there’s a guy in solitary convinced Alan Derchowitze appeared to him as a talking cat. I told him I’d call the governor and plead his innocence.
Sabrina
See? I told you it was nice to help people.
Salem
Are you kidding? I’m not calling.
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