I have something to say: I know I said that Drell would stand you up and this date would never happen, and... I was wrong.
I love it when you say that. Will you say it again?
No. Look, just have fun on your date. After all you’ve been through with Drell, you deserve a good time.
Hilda: Thanks, bye. Gotta go, I don’t wanna keep Drell waiting. [pause] Although it is kind of a funny image; Drell, waiting. [opens the Linen Closet, stops, then closes it again] I just had the best idea: I’m not going!
[surprised] What?
I’m standing Drell up! I’m going to give him a taste of his own pot roast!
[delighted] Oh Hilda, that’s perfect! Those self-help books are really paying off!
I know! Now, lock me in my bedroom before I change my mind!
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