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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Sabrina, Libby and others in “Bundt Friday”

Sabrina

Do you want to try a piece of our cake?

Libby

Like I’d taste anything you gave me. What’s in it, poison?

Sabrina

No, just chocolate. [waves it under Libby’s nose] Lots of chocolate.

Libby

[smiling slightly] Really?

Sabrina

And sprinkles.

Libby

Oh, all right. [takes the plate] But I’m not going to start being nice to you.

Sabrina

That’s okay... [Libby takes a bite of the cake] I just want to ask you one question: Libby, what have you been saying about Jenny and me behind our backs?

Libby

Like I’d tell you! [swallows cake, and sprinkles' magic kicks in] Okay, here’s what I was saying: I was saying that her father’s in jail and that she cheats on taxes, and then I threw in that you had a nose job.

Sabrina

But those are all lies!

Libby

You don’t have to tell me!

[Jill and C.C. approach]

C.C.

What’s going on?

Libby

I was just telling Sabrina all the rumours we’ve been spreading about her.

Jill

Why? She’s not in the loop!

Libby

So? [to Sabrina] And by the way, it was Jill who made up the nose job story. Which is actually very funny, because er, she’s the one who... [taps her nose meaningfully]

Jill

[gasps] You swore you’d never tell!

Libby

...And C.C., she kisses her Pete Sampras poster every night...

C.C.

You snitch!

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