Do you want to try a piece of our cake?
Like I’d taste anything you gave me. What’s in it, poison?
No, just chocolate. [waves it under Libby’s nose] Lots of chocolate.
[smiling slightly] Really?
And sprinkles.
Oh, all right. [takes the plate] But I’m not going to start being nice to you.
That’s okay... [Libby takes a bite of the cake] I just want to ask you one question: Libby, what have you been saying about Jenny and me behind our backs?
Like I’d tell you! [swallows cake, and sprinkles' magic kicks in] Okay, here’s what I was saying: I was saying that her father’s in jail and that she cheats on taxes, and then I threw in that you had a nose job.
But those are all lies!
You don’t have to tell me!
[Jill and C.C. approach]
What’s going on?
I was just telling Sabrina all the rumours we’ve been spreading about her.
Why? She’s not in the loop!
So? [to Sabrina] And by the way, it was Jill who made up the nose job story. Which is actually very funny, because er, she’s the one who... [taps her nose meaningfully]
[gasps] You swore you’d never tell!
...And C.C., she kisses her Pete Sampras poster every night...
You snitch!
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