SStuart
Stuart Clarkson here. You have a legal emergency?
A troll has asked for my hand in marriage.
SStuart
Did you sign a contract?
Yes.
SStuart
Did you read the contract?
No.
SStuart
Have a nice wedding.
“Troll Bride” · Season 1
In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (3), Harvey Kinkle (3), Zelda Spellman (1)
Is Sabrina home?
No. I’m sorry.
[disappointed] Me too... Well, when you see her, could you tell her... that I’ve thought about it, and I’m willing to accept whatever weird situation she’s in. That’s all, see ya.
[Harvey turns to leave, when Zelda notices the words "The Termite King" written on the back of his jacket]
Harvey! [he stops] Would you come in for a moment?
...Sure. [enters the house]
I couldn't help but notice your jacket... Who is the "Termite King"?
My Dad. That's his company.
Which would make you the Termite Prince!
And that's why I'm leaving the area when I go to college.
[after magically growing her hair out, ala Rapunzel] Harvey, climb up my hair!
You're okay with that?
Yeah, just don't split any ends.
I always knew there was something magical about you Sabrina, and now... [the spell wears off, causing him to forget] What was I saying?
You were telling me... What Mitosis is.
...Right! [beat] What is it?
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