Look at Cole avoiding any contact with anybody.
Look at his stomach. I mean, he looks like he's been eating donuts all month.
That's the way he works out. [Buzzer sounds for #21] Somebody get in there and get him.
Don't that just break your... [A cackle is heard and Michael Cole is instantly afraid] ohhhh....
WHAT?! Wait a minute there, am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
[as #21, Kharma, walks to the ring] Aww, wait a minute!
[laughing] Kharma!
King, check this out. This is only the third time something like this has ever happened. Kharma is about to break somebody off a little something proper-like, dawg!
Oh, I hope she goes right after Cole!
I hope she just eat him like a piece of chicken!
Michael Cole is already crying, I see tears running down... [Kharma clotheslines Michael] Oh, yes! She knocked his headgear right off!
She's looking at that boy like a chicken bone! She's fixing to eat!
[Michael climbs over the ropes]
Oh, look at Cole.
King, come on.
[As Michael begs Kharma to go easy on him, Jerry and Booker leave the table and take his legs out from under Michael, eliminating him]
...
Cole, you okay?
You guys just cost me my spot at WrestleMania! I was gonna win the thing!
Trying to help you out, dog.
I didn't wanna touch a woman, that was why I climbed over the top rope!
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