[after Punk eliminates JTG] You know what the bad news there is, don't you? We're gonna have to listen to CM Punk again.
No, nothing wrong with that.
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, not everybody can win the Royal Rumble match, just like not everyone can be saved. There are people here tonight that cannot, that will not ever have the reserve and dedication in their heart to follow in my footsteps. [The clock counts down again] Tonight I become the first ever straight edge Royal Rumble match winner.
[Buzzer sounds; entry #5 is the Great Khali]
Oh boy! The Punjabi Playboy.
Let's see if CM Punk can curry favor with the Great Khali.
7'3", 420 pounds, making his fourth Rumble appearance.
CM Punk looking at his Mary Magdalene, Serena. How is Punk going to deal with the Great Khali?
Great Khali, Great Khali, Great Khali, I can save you. Great Khali, I can make you...I can make you greater! I can see the pain in your eyes—you need to be saved! Please, Great Khali, raise your right hand! [Great Khali raises his right hand] Do you accept straight edge into your life?
[With his right hand, Khali chops Punk down]
The straight edge chop.
CM Punk was only trying to save the Great Khali, but...[Khali starts crushing Punk's head] All Khali has to do is pick Punk up and throw him over the top rope.
The skull enveloped in those hands of Khali
Who's gonna save CM right now?
[as the clock counts down] Who will enter at #6?
Could crush his head like a grape.
[Buzzer sounds; entry #6 is Beth Phoenix, who runs to the ring]
That's Beth Phoenix.
The Glamazon! Just the second woman in Rumble history.
Are you serious?
[as Phoenix stares into Khali's eyes] Every Superstar is eligible but...really? [Khali picks her up and places her over the top rope onto the apron, pointing her to go back] Khali's the Punjabi Playboy. Gentle.
Chivalry is not dead.
[Beth kisses Khali in a mad embrace, pulling him over the top]
Why does Khali get all the good stuff?! [Phoenix pulls the Great Khali onto the floor, eliminating him, and gets back in the ring] Never trust a woman, look at that!
Beth Phoenix has eliminated the Great Khali!
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