[as Diesel clotheslines Kama out of the ring, eliminating him] It's gonna be Diesel, no doubt about it.
Kama eliminated! It's Diesel, it's Michaels...
[Shawn superkicks Diesel out of the ring, winning the Rumble]
NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! TWO YEARS IN A ROW! That's impossible, McMahon! Impossible!
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 1996 World Wrestling Federation Royal Rumble: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
[over announcement] Shawn Michaels is going to WrestleMania!
How does he do that?!
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