It's cheating. You can't just wave your hand over a problem and make it go away. Why don't you figure out what's really going on with you, Michael...why you can't just piece together an apology like any normal human being. Oops. Maybe that's the problem
S1Toy House
I have something to say to you. If anything like that happens to me again, like when I got sick, don't help me. I can't get indebted to anyone, and I can't get entangled. I got to be a stone wall. And when I'm around you sometimes, I don't feel like a stone wall anymore.
Well, what do you feel like?
I don't know. Like confused.
Like human?
Yeah, and I don't want to feel that way.
Max, you know what your problem is? You put everything on yourself...on your own shoulders. Maybe you should have some faith in the people around you.
S1The Convention
Yeah, you know what, I do. I'm here trying to figure out the meaning of my existence, and I'm tired of having to wade through the kooks like you and the freak shows like this in order to do it.
What did you tell him? Why did he come after me? You're the Sheriff. You're supposed to protect me. But all you've done is go after me! You believe all these crazy things. You're just like Hubble. You want me? Well, here I am! Take me.
S1Blind Date
Max! Max, please. We have to stop. Please, we have to stop.
Let's just keep running, you and me, away from here, away from everything. I see everything so clearly now. We'll go someplace where no one knows us. As long as we're together, nothing else Matters.
You're drunk. Nothing that you're saying is true.
It's all true, Liz. It's how I really feel. It's all just magic when I think about you.
[Max touches a lamp post and causes the light to shine in a pattern.]
Max, turn it off. Anyone can see.
And when I'm not with you... I go crazy.
[Max touches a car and the car alarm goes off.]
Max.
When you're here...
Oh, Max. Please.
You're my dream girl, Liz.
And what if I believe you tonight?
Then we live happily ever after.
And then what about tomorrow... when you go back to realizing who you really are, and all of your fantasies go away.
I'll still have you.
This can never be normal, Max.
[Max touches the tops of some parking meters, which then sparkle.]
What's so great about normal?
S1Independence Day
Hey. Something's up with Michael. He's acting weird.
Weirder than usual?
I know what you're scared of, Michael.
No, you don't.
You keep telling me how lucky I am... to have a great home, great parents. But in one way, it's harder for me, because when I screw up, I have no excuses. But you, you can do and say anything you want because you have Hank, and you can blame it on that. But what happens without him? It'll all be on you, that's what.
Well, leave it up to me to still screw it up, huh?
He can't make up for in one night what he's never had in a lifetime.
TTrucker
Ain't no aliens in that town. Let me ask you something. If you were an alien, you can go anywhere in the world, would you pick Roswell?
S1Sexual Healing
I have never seen her like this.
So this was like the kiss of the millennium?
Alex, if they actually do it, she'll probably explode.
Or maybe she'll explode if they don't do it.
NPNancy Parker
What exactly is an eraser room?
PPrincipal
It's a small room that we use to clean the erasers so that chalk dust doesn't fly all over the school.
DEDiane Evans
Wait. I'm a little lost. You mean Liz and Max were cleaning erasers when they created this disturbance?
PPrincipal
No. They were what we used to call "making out." We're talking sexual activity here, not erasers.
I'm worried for you.
Why?
Because this isn't you.
Yes, Maria, see... this is, this is me. I'm sitting right next to you.
I just don't want you to go too far.
I think I want to.
Are you crazy? This is dangerous. This isn't like a game! We don't even know what could happen!
Look who's talking! You were the first one to take the plunge, Maria!
Michael and I just kissed. Okay, fine. We did a little more than kissing. But, look, I wasn't getting visions, and I didn't have glowing hickeys and rashes and... look, Liz, the bottom line is that we don't know what this is about, all right? Female spiders can, you know, bite off the males' heads after they mate. What if they need someone to mate with to get certain information, you know? And then... Blttt! You know?
What're you been trying to say? That Max is just gonna bite my head off?
Uh, no. What I'm saying is, how do you know that he's not like using you?
Maria, because it... it... it feels right. I'm sorry. It feels right in a way that nothing has felt right in my life before.
I want you to know that what I said about you being all shut down and that's why I had to fake the flashes, that was... wrong and very unfair. If something went wrong, it was because of me. I'm the one who's scared. I mean, I fake all kinds of things all the time with everybody. It's just you were the first person I actually ever admitted it to.
Well... thanks for sayin' that, but it's not really true.
What do you mean?
It's not true about you being shut down all the time. I happen to know that for a fact.
Really? How?
Because you let me see you. The red sneakers, Maria. One had a Kermit patch on it, and the shoelaces were blue, and you had your dalmatian dog with you there, licking off your tears.
Okay. Fine. If you know so much, then tell me, Max...what's my destiny?
I only know the part I'm hoping for.
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