I have never seen her like this.
So this was like the kiss of the millennium?
Alex, if they actually do it, she'll probably explode.
Or maybe she'll explode if they don't do it.
“Sexual Healing” · Season 1
In this episode: Maria DeLuca (3), Liz Parker (2), Michael Guerin (1), Max Evans (1), Alex Whitman (1)
NPNancy Parker
What exactly is an eraser room?
PPrincipal
It's a small room that we use to clean the erasers so that chalk dust doesn't fly all over the school.
DEDiane Evans
Wait. I'm a little lost. You mean Liz and Max were cleaning erasers when they created this disturbance?
PPrincipal
No. They were what we used to call "making out." We're talking sexual activity here, not erasers.
I'm worried for you.
Why?
Because this isn't you.
Yes, Maria, see... this is, this is me. I'm sitting right next to you.
I just don't want you to go too far.
I think I want to.
Are you crazy? This is dangerous. This isn't like a game! We don't even know what could happen!
Look who's talking! You were the first one to take the plunge, Maria!
Michael and I just kissed. Okay, fine. We did a little more than kissing. But, look, I wasn't getting visions, and I didn't have glowing hickeys and rashes and... look, Liz, the bottom line is that we don't know what this is about, all right? Female spiders can, you know, bite off the males' heads after they mate. What if they need someone to mate with to get certain information, you know? And then... Blttt! You know?
What're you been trying to say? That Max is just gonna bite my head off?
Uh, no. What I'm saying is, how do you know that he's not like using you?
Maria, because it... it... it feels right. I'm sorry. It feels right in a way that nothing has felt right in my life before.
I want you to know that what I said about you being all shut down and that's why I had to fake the flashes, that was... wrong and very unfair. If something went wrong, it was because of me. I'm the one who's scared. I mean, I fake all kinds of things all the time with everybody. It's just you were the first person I actually ever admitted it to.
Well... thanks for sayin' that, but it's not really true.
What do you mean?
It's not true about you being shut down all the time. I happen to know that for a fact.
Really? How?
Because you let me see you. The red sneakers, Maria. One had a Kermit patch on it, and the shoelaces were blue, and you had your dalmatian dog with you there, licking off your tears.
Okay. Fine. If you know so much, then tell me, Max...what's my destiny?
I only know the part I'm hoping for.
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