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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Jackie, Darlene and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hi, everybody! (notices Darlene, who's pregnant) Darlene, how ya doing?

Well, I've had morning sickness, evening sickness, roll-down-the-window-when-you're-driving sickness, my shoes don't fit, my rings don't fit, my clothes don't fit, my vision's blurry, and if you want to sit a spell, I'll tell you about my brand-new hemorrhoids! (smiles cheerfully; Jackie grimaces)

Takes about ten minutes.

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