[on their new neighbors]
My God, Roseanne, you want a cheap thrill, go rent a porno movie. At least those people want to be watched.
Yeah, but those people ain't, like, 112 years old!
That's no excuse. If anything, it makes it more wrong, more sad and more sick.
[taking Roseanne aside] They're really old?
[guffaws] Oh yeah! I'm sure they'll never forget where they were the day Lincoln was shot.
They're completely naked, all the time?
Sometimes he wears a hat.
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