Fred is so nervous about waking the baby up that he is beginning to... gloss over some vital areas.
Oh my God, are you talking about... ?
You mean, he gets in the elevator, but... he won't go down?
[disgusted] If I wasn't gay before, I would be now.
Well, if you weren't gay before, then a whole bunch of guys owe you a big apology.
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