Roseanne, David and others in “Unfinished Business”

Roseanne

You haven't been feedin' me a load of the truth, have ya?

David

Yeah. I thought that's what you'd like.

Roseanne

David, obviously you know very little about this family. We have raised three children without the truth, and we've managed to do very well, thank you, without your consarned newfangled ways.

Dan

Hi, honey. David, what are you doing up?

David

Well... I heard this noise, so I came downstairs to see what it was, and it was this huge bird... that was caught in the screen door there, I got it out, and then he left.

Dan

[nonchalantly] Okay. [saunters back to bed]

Roseanne

See?