Fred, Bev and others in “Unfinished Business”

Fred

Hey Bev, do yourself a big favor. Don't get into this.

Bev

Fred, I have every right to be involved in this. Unlike you, I am actually a member of this family.

Fred

Well, If I ever do become a member of this family, I can tell you one thing right now—the next time you break your pelvis having sex, you're not gonna stay at our house!!!

Dan

[as Bev gets away in horrific humiliation] If I understand this correctly, unless you had sex in the shower, none of this is my fault!

Fred

Guess I wasn't supposed to say that...

Dan

I uh... plan to treat Bev with the utmost sensitivity, but first, a raucous laugh. [he and Fred guffaw and slap each other five]