D.J., Roseanne and others in “Unfinished Business”

D.J.

It's wrong to use swear words, right? So how come you swear so much?

Roseanne

Well, because... um... sometimes it's real hard not to, you know. But... if I swore as much as I wanted to, I'd never say anything else... so... so, you see, I'm- I'm using restraint, and God loves that.

Darlene

You wanna know why I swear, D.J.?

D.J.

Yeah, why?

Darlene

Shut the hell up!