D.J., Roseanne and others in “Unfinished Business”

D.J.

I just had some questions about God and stuff.

Roseanne

Well why didn't you come to us if you had questions? There are no two better people to answer your questions than me and your dad.

D.J.

OK...What religion are we?

Roseanne

I have no idea...Dan?

Dan

Well... my family was Pentecostal on my mom's side, Baptist on my dad's. Your mom's mom was Lutheran and her dad was Jewish.

D.J.

So what do we believe?

Roseanne

Well...we believe in...being good. So basically, we're good people.

Dan

Yeah, but we're not practicing.