Darlene, Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Darlene

Is it OK if David takes me to school?

Dan

Did you ask your mother?

Darlene

Yeah.

Roseanne

I'm OK with it, how about you, Dan?

Dan

Sure, what the hell.

Darlene

Thanks, Dad.

Roseanne

Are you sure? I mean you had like the whole day planned.

Dan

I'll just get drunk and watch the football game. I'm flexible.

Roseanne

God, I hate when you do this, Dan. Your daughter comes in here and walks all over your feelings and you act like it doesen't hurt you at all. Everyone can see how upset you are and here you are, hiding all your feelings in the stupid cake. Now you've ruined dessert! [throws away cake Dan was eating]

Dan

...I didn't think I'd take it that hard.