Well Dan, I guess you're just so damn proud of your kid out there, ramming people and smashing into them that you just had to celebrate by giving him his very first sip of beer!
I had to. The hooker made him nervous.
Come on, you gave me my first sip of beer.
That was different. I was drunk.
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