Where in the hell have you been?
Trying to get home. That skankwoman Molly left me stranded in the parking lot so she could jump in a van with some guys after the concert. I finally had to wave down a cab.
I don't care what your story is. The rule is, you call.
It was a bad neighborhood. When I finally found a phone booth, I got tired of waiting for the guy in it to finish peeing.
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