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S1 E15

Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Roseanne, Ghost of Halloween Future and others in “Unfinished Business”

[having seen her future self—a stereotypical housewife] Oh my God, I've become what I hate most.

GHGhost of Halloween Future

Not yet. You must go farther into the future to see where this path will lead you.

I don't want to.

GHGhost of Halloween Future

You grew to be an elderly divorced woman, living with your spinster sister.

Oh my God, I'm living with Jackie? I don't wanna see any more.

Come on, Roseanne, we don't wanna be late.

All right, Jackie, I'm all set.

Why is my mother here?

GHGhost of Halloween Future

That's not your mother, Roseanne. That's you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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