I'll take this one. Truth or dare?
Truth.
Okay. Wouldn't you really like to be partners with me and Nancy in our new restaurant?
You and Nancy?
Yeah, I'm going into the business too. Isn't that wild?
You guys are gonna do it without me?
You said you didn't want to do it.
No, I didn't! I said I couldn't do it!
What's the difference?
There's a huge difference, Jackie. "I don't want to do it" means you can go ahead and do it yourself, but "I can't do it" means you can't do it either!
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