Hey Darlene, think fast! [throws her a set of car keys]
What are these for?
Well, it's amazing. Becky's car seems to be running fine now. [hand Darlene an envelope] And here. I think this ought to be enough here to buy you and your fellow creatures of the night dinner and a movie. They're waiting for you at the Pizza King.
Surprise! We want you to leave!
Yes! That's just what I always wanted!
Well, I know my kid.
So what, you mean this whole party thing was a big joke? You put me through hell.
Well, that was kinda for us.
"Maybe she just doesn't know how to tell you she loves you anymore." Sucker!
What? You're not gone yet?
Leaving.
Oh, Darlene?
Yes?
[sighs] I hate your hair.
[smiles] Thanks, Mommy!
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