Mom, Darlene won’t let me put the beds next to each other so Mark and I can sleep together tonight.
Just so I know, who am I supposed to be mad at?
I am NOT moving to D.J.'s room so she and my dork-in-law can conceive some demon spawn in my bed! I'm gonna go sit on my bed until morning.
Mark is my husband, Mother. We're not going to stay in this house if we can't sleep together.
Fine. [hands Becky the frozen chicken] Beat the hell out of this chicken, please.
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