[after Dan comes back from "fixing" Crystal's thermostat] You just replaced that thermostat!
Well, apparently the house is still either too hot or too cold.
Yeah, because she's eight months pregnant and she keeps on having hot and cold flashes.
You know, I suggested that, but then she assured me that wasn't the case. Then she kicked me.
No!
Then she started cryin' and there was no way I could kick her back.
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