(Jackie and Becky are sitting at the kitchen table commiserating with each other about being alone. Darlene and David come in from outside.)
(To David) Do you think you could keep your paws off me for like one minute?
I was just holding your hand.
Well I'm sick of it, so back off, OK!
(To herself, still in her lonely funk) Oh God, I miss having a boyfriend.
We walk to school together, like, every single day, you're outside every one of my classes, you put your arm around me in the hallway.
You're my girlfriend.
Yeah, well I liked it better before when you were "David" and I was "Darlene." Now we're like this "DaviDarlene creature" like we were fused together in some nuclear accident.
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