Ahh... Becky? D.J. made a sundial out of birth control pills!
What?
It even tells the days of the week.
Gotta go, Mom. Love you. [hangs up the phone]
Geez, Mom went to Vegas without these? She really is a gambler.
They're not Mom's.
D.J., Jackie's probably looking all over for these! Listen, you are not to take these to school, understand? Now you go and find something else to make your sundial out of.
Okay, I'll go put these back in your drawer. [leaves]
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