Becky, Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

[about D.J.'s reaction to his Dad's accident] Dad, he's crazy.

Dan

He's showing concern, which is more than I can say for certain others in this household, considering what happened to me yesterday.

Darlene

You were sitting in a porta-crapper that got nailed by a wrecking ball. I didn't take one shot. Now that is love.

Dan

[patting Darlene on the head] Thank you, dear.

[to Darlene] Oh right, suck up for the inheritance!