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S1 E15

Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Jackie, Darlene and others in “Unfinished Business”

We're just trying to figure out the sex of Crystal's baby.

Who cares? It's just going to be another screaming, whining, bratty little life-sucking poop machine.

[to Crystal] You still want her to babysit?

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